36 / M / Northeast United States
Sometimes I make stuff. Other times, I write stuff. Sometimes these things are funny.
My Other Tumblrs:
Pictures of Strangers
Anderson Cooper Without Eyes
MY FAVORITE TUMBLRS:
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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For anyone who missed out on National Chocolate Chip Day, here’s @chloedabbles to satisfy your sweet tooth. #Suicidegirls #cookiemonster #sundies
NO, I CANNOT HANDLE THIS, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH COOKIES.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Has anyone seen my ridiculously oversized cowboy hat??
