EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS...
expertcosmotips: Has anyone seen my ridiculously oversized cowboy hat??
Google and NASA teaming up to create a quantum...
iheartchaos: Quantum computing seems to be the way of the future, but right now, only a few people have access to the technology. And that’s why Google is teaming up with NASA to create a quantum computing lab, giving scientists, students and engineers the opportunity to see what they can do with it. Read More Google and quantum computing? GODDAMN, it’s ON, son!
People that refer to their spouse as “wifey”.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
miss-merboy: I just had someone respond to my text telling them they had the wrong number with “maybe.” Who does that?
petparent: eating yo girl out like
Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in...– (via fuckyeahdudefuckmylife) Dude, your grandma is awesome.